Murphy's laws - New one!

Murphy’s laws

Law of Telephone:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.

Law of Mechanical repair:

After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch.

Law of Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Alibi:

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Bath Theorem:

When body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Encounters:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of Result:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Bio mechanics:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Theater Rule:

People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee:

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Law of Proposal:

After you accept a proposal you will get a better one.